Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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