Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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