I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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