it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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