i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Houston, we have a blender
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Randomize
