yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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