ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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