Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
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