and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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