you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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