I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
