Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I skipped work to stalk him.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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