Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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