You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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