Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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