this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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