Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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