yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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