Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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