He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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