Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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