I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I touched a dick in church today
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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