Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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