Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
You are a genius and a whore.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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