You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize