he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
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