Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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