Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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