It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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