Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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