dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I am in a vortex of obligation.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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