Rock
Scissors
Fuck
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Randomize
