Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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