so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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