After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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