The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
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