if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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