Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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