Porn is love you can see.
one might say we're banned from that church
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
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