i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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