Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
