Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Randomize
