We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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