Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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