He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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