Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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