I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Randomize
