these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
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