Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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