No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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